Dear Interim President Kotlikoff...I'm Happy To Share...
Dear Interim President Kotlikoff,
I am happy to share the resignation letter that I submitted at the end of last year due to the abuse of your Office of Institutional Equity and Title IX (OIETIX) and the resulting band of Merry Men and Women who took the OIETIX green light to join in all of the fun and abuse!
I can provide the template to you in Word or if you would like, I'm happy to upload it to Dropbox or Google Drive as well. I would upload it to the Cornell Box folder I created for your administration last year with all of that information...but I don't have access to Cornell Box folders anymore. I have the list of names of people who still should have access though (if it hasn't been deleted)...or I'm happy to just provide you with a copy of all of the files...along with my resignation letter template.
Whatever you prefer and is easiest for you. I am hear to assist and serve and will even offer my "resignation letter writing" consulting services to you at no charge. I guarantee you will be satisfied with the resignation letter I could write for you and there is no doubt that it would bring a Big Red smile to your face. ☺️
Respectfully Submitted (with XOXO),
-Jerry, Forever A Diplomat
