Hey Governor Hochul...Have You Read The News From Russia Lately?
Hey Governor Hochul...have you read the news from Russia lately? You're familiar with the North Country...you and a whole lot of other people know that Putin is going to send his love to my hometown of Massena, NY given the strategic location on the St. Lawrence River. DOH!...but not really.
Russia threatens US with 'nuclear war by Christmas' in chilling WW3 warning
Anyway, considering your NYS government employees and your associated political foes don't want to implement the laws of NYS in Cayuga County, NY...at the very least...could you please do the rest of the state a favor and seal your legacy by signing the bill making adultery legal?
Adultery May Soon Become Legal in New York
I just heard back from Cayuga County law enforcement on the information I provided regarding some adultery…but was told that adultery may become legal in New York State at the end of the year…so there you go…
Because as soon as you do that...then some wise women out there will go on strike...
Student Run Newspapers Are A Wealth Of Ideas
Besides checking world news from various sources, and various news sources around the Finger Lakes of New York State as I follow Cayuga County, NY news, I also make it a point to take a daily look at The Cornell Daily Sun, considering how long I have been affiliated and am still very much connected with former coworkers and friends at Cornell University.
...and then I can become gainfully employed and start offering my consulting services in support of the striking women! New York State and the rest of the country cannot wait for you to sign on the dotted line and leave a legacy even your grandchildren's grandchildren will be proud of....
...unless Putin follows through with his threat of nuclear annihilation before Christmas...and given that recent incident with those lab monkeys escaping in South Carolina...anyone who survives the nuclear apocalypse now and in the future will likely be providing services to our new Planet of the Apes Overlords anyways....
Forty Lab Monkeys Escape From Research Facility
Is it just me and given the situation in the world with the threats of nuclear war...and now these forty lab monkeys have escaped from this research facility in South Carolina…
I’m looking forward to you saving the day before Christmas Governor Hochul. I am here to serve and willing to take one for the team and support those women participating in the upcoming strike in any way that I can…I have always said that I am a team player!
However, first I need you to help me seal the deal in Cayuga County, NY…and sign the adultery bill…then once I’m divorced (feel free to help with that too)……I will offer my comfort consulting services to you for 24 hours at no charge (discounts available for repeat customers). I am doing this just to take one for the team and be of service to our great State of New York…because we both know that you and I Love New York.
(References provided upon request.)
However…Dear Governor, if you do decide to take me up on my special offer to be of service to you…just remember there is always…
…to think about…and as you and everyone else on this planet already knows…
