My Personal Best For One Exercise...
Yup. Practice makes perfect…or at least the ability to earn an “E” for Effort…a motto to live by...
It will be interesting to see what happens when all of the beautiful women of the world find out what that number really means. I like to think of it as my own personal research study with a goal for continuous improvement and customer satisfaction for the benefit of the female human species.
That being said, I have no idea what is going to happen once I am finally blessed and it has been determined by Mother Nature that I have paid my penance and deserve to be made available to all of the beautiful women of the world once again as a single man and be freed from this God-forsaken indentured servitude.
I make no apologies for Mother Nature sending me here to take care of all the beautiful women in the world and clean up the mess these freaking dumbasses have created for our planet and our society.
The only reason I accepted such a crappy assignment and mission for a reboot was because I care about all of the beautiful women in the world…the leaders and mothers of the children who are the future generations.
In exchange for accepting such a hellish nightmare to clean up in my role as a Diplomat, it was agreed the more Hell I was subjected to and could tolerate, then the more dumbasses I could take along for the ride and keep them there for eternity. As for the dumbasses who I haven’t caught up with yet and who keep trying to ruin everything for the rest of us…you can all go straight to Hell and live in the Dog-Eat-Dog world you want so badly. I’ll see you soon.
For the beautiful women out there…this article is dedicated to you.